1 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:26,500 You like my... oh. 2 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:28,260 Like my stuff? 3 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:29,882 It's all bullshit. 4 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:31,263 I don't care about them, 5 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:33,747 but these are the gods of my people, 6 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:36,509 so either I worship them, or I'm an outcast. 7 00:01:36,579 --> 00:01:39,202 These pictures, like the ones on my social media, 8 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:42,723 are there for one reason, so people will envy me. 9 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:45,277 Girls want to be my friend, and guys just want me. 10 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:47,658 I'm having so much fun, right? 11 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:51,939 This might be the only real thing in here, 12 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:53,491 "The Handmaid's Tale," 13 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:56,392 a story about a woman named Off red, 14 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:58,946 trapped in an oppressive, male-dominated society 15 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:02,812 where she doesn't have control of her fate. 16 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:07,265 Unlike Off red, I do have control of my fate. 17 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:09,128 I'm getting out. 18 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:20,347 My home, it's fine, but when I finally leave it, 19 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,934 it'll be for good. 20 00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:23,384 Breakfast to go. 21 00:02:23,453 --> 00:02:24,868 Banana bread, just like you like it. 22 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,249 Thanks, Mom. 23 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,493 This is Janet, my mother, who thinks bread is love. 24 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,117 Mmm. 25 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,808 Good morning, Dad. 26 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,603 If you say so. 27 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:39,400 My father, Marvin, holding down at least three jobs, 28 00:02:39,469 --> 00:02:42,886 a white whale whose white whale is a wooden monstrosity. 29 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,682 Deck looks great, Dad. - Closing in. 30 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:48,409 It's gonna be done soon. - No, it's not. 31 00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:50,273 It's a fantasy of his that he'll finish 32 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:53,518 and get what little downtime he has relaxing on it. 33 00:02:53,587 --> 00:02:55,382 That day will never come. 34 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:57,384 Marvin, you're gonna be late for work! 35 00:02:57,453 --> 00:02:58,937 I know. 36 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,456 - Did you hear me? - I heard. 37 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,216 I know. - Oh, you heard. 38 00:03:02,285 --> 00:03:05,185 These two people screwed once and made me. 39 00:03:05,254 --> 00:03:07,359 Ew. 40 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:08,740 I'm a senior. 41 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:10,603 I worked all my life to get here. 42 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:12,157 Everything is in place. 43 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,263 I just need to get through this year, 44 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:17,887 and then I'll get my golden ticket to the Wonka Factory. 45 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:19,889 Like Off red in "The Handmaid's Tale," 46 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,477 I've never revealed who I really am. 47 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:23,272 To survive... 48 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,274 All: Hello. 49 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,862 I hide within myself. 50 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,761 Tommy Daney texted me last night. 51 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:32,350 Can I get an Amen? Both: Amen. 52 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:34,766 - Did you text him back? - Of course not. 53 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:36,940 He's in high school, and I save my hand jibbers 54 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,494 for real men. 55 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:40,530 Well, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. 56 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,152 Do you care if I text him a pic? 57 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,430 Talia and Emma, 58 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:45,363 the most popular girls in school. 59 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:47,088 No. 60 00:03:47,156 --> 00:03:49,884 They've got all the tea, kept me from being associated 61 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:53,543 with the less thans, and in this hellhole, 62 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:57,340 they're all I have to work with. 63 00:03:57,409 --> 00:03:59,377 Mm-hmm. 64 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:00,999 Oh, God. 65 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:02,621 Hey, ladies. 66 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:04,002 Thank you for your help. - Sure. 67 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,316 - Here is a flyer for my show. - Did not ask. 68 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:09,835 A flyer is like a tweet that ruins the environment. 69 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,458 Oh. 70 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:13,425 I'm gonna tweet that. 71 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:16,601 We have got to go and see Mr. Calvin sing, right ladies? 72 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,464 Sure. 73 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:19,983 Promises, promises. 74 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,641 And, Honor, I will see you later in my office 75 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,160 for some big news. 76 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:29,199 Did Mr. Calvin just wink at you? 77 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,995 Yes, gross. 78 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,551 But big news, bodes well. Fingers crossed. 79 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,105 All the way crossed. Selfie. 80 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,349 Mr. Calvin is my guidance counselor 81 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:42,799 and the key to the whole thing, but let me lose these two 82 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,112 and give you a little background. 83 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:46,493 See you guys later. 84 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:49,150 - Love you. - Mean it. 85 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:50,704 They do not mean it. 86 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,364 For me, high school is about one thing, 87 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,262 getting out of high school. 88 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,885 Delete this first paragraph. You don't need it. 89 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:02,232 The student newspaper was cut from the school budget 90 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,166 like a million years ago, so last year I volunteered 91 00:05:05,235 --> 00:05:07,065 to put a new one online. 92 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:08,998 Editor-in-chief of the school newspaper 93 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,759 is a good thing to have on my record. 94 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:15,280 I'm also captain of the volleyball team. 95 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,317 It's not a big sport at this school, 96 00:05:17,386 --> 00:05:18,870 but I'm not a born athlete, 97 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:22,114 and so I'm lucky it's a lousy team. 98 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:25,048 Travis Biggins. 99 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:28,362 In a different reality, he'd be my boyfriend. 100 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,437 If I wanted him, I could have him, 101 00:05:34,506 --> 00:05:36,853 but no time for love. 102 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:40,478 On top of volleyball and the paper, 103 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:43,895 I started a food bank for the economically disadvantaged. 104 00:05:43,964 --> 00:05:47,277 I also started a school karate club... hi-ya! 105 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,696 While never letting my grades suffer. 106 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:54,319 Ms. Felson, I think there's been a mistake. 107 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:57,011 I don't think so, Honor. 108 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,222 Oh, you're right. That's not yours. 109 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:04,122 I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on. 110 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:08,437 And she's one of the better teachers. 111 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:11,681 Now, you're thinking, "She'll get into college no problem. 112 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:14,028 This girl's got nothing to worry about." 113 00:06:16,306 --> 00:06:19,724 Let me show you why you know nothing. 114 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:22,347 Ms. Felson, we're not far from here, 115 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,418 went to college... Smith, I believe... 116 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:27,214 Graduated sometime in the last century. 117 00:06:29,147 --> 00:06:31,114 Took on all the causes at the buffet, 118 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,014 from boycotting lettuce to women's rights. 119 00:06:34,082 --> 00:06:36,465 She was going to change the world. 120 00:06:39,847 --> 00:06:42,781 Came back here to watch her future die. 121 00:06:44,645 --> 00:06:45,715 Go. 122 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:47,614 Coach Biggins. 123 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:49,788 You know what, you guys are so slow. 124 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,687 I was gonna call this team the Old Ladies, 125 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:55,138 but the old ladies be like, "Hell, no, we ain't that slow." 126 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,624 Also a native, went to Syracuse University 127 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,142 on a lacrosse scholarship. 128 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,558 You gotta whip it like this. 129 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,941 For one man. 130 00:07:07,668 --> 00:07:09,808 Wow. 131 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:11,879 I can't believe that's even the same guy. 132 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:14,330 Dah! 133 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:16,332 What you waiting for, a blow job? 134 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:17,885 Get going! 135 00:07:17,954 --> 00:07:19,484 Now look at him. Lives through his son, Travis. 136 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:20,785 Go. 137 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:22,890 So, class, what have we learned? 138 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,237 It's not just about going to college, 139 00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:28,344 it's making sure I don't have to come back after college. 140 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,070 All my examples went to good schools, 141 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,693 so it has nothing to do with getting a good education. 142 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:35,247 It's about prestige, contacts, 143 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:37,353 the place that's going to open the most doors, 144 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:40,356 where mediocre people get outsized opportunities, 145 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,427 and where the genius who wrote this book 146 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,465 fulfilled her potential, where I'm gonna go. 147 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:46,983 It's been a four-year plan, 148 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:50,262 and it's coming to a close today. 149 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:03,068 I think the second draft is terrific, Honor. 150 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:05,381 It is... wow, it is so good. 151 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,072 It's all thanks... 152 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,599 It's all thanks to you, Mr. Calvin. 153 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,808 I mean, without you, I wouldn't have even known 154 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,603 how important my college essay was 155 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:21,949 to getting into a good school. 156 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,295 No, stop it. 157 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:26,091 You know, Honor, if I had to use a metaphor, 158 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,061 I would say that it's like I taught the music class, 159 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,546 but you played the song. 160 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:35,135 I love a good metaphor. 161 00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:37,283 Well, that is just another thing we have in common, 162 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,908 and soon enough, we're gonna be finishing 163 00:08:38,932 --> 00:08:40,415 each other's metaphors. 164 00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:45,835 Now, let's take a look at your college list again. 165 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,216 I know. 166 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:49,494 Why am I kissing up to this guy? 167 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,048 There's a clue. 168 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:54,257 This is the place I have to go, 169 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,742 Harvard. 170 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,813 The school's brand is success. 171 00:08:57,882 --> 00:09:00,919 Earned success, unearned success, 172 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,576 it doesn't matter. 173 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:05,130 That's my one-way ticket out of this hellhole. 174 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:08,030 And a guarantee to not end up like... 175 00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:10,584 Well, like this guy. 176 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:13,138 Okay, so I'm looking at your list here, 177 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:15,451 and it seems like you left one off. 178 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,142 Are you not interested in Harvard? 179 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:19,351 Oh, I would love to go there, 180 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,837 but I didn't think I had a chance of getting in. 181 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:23,010 You're not wrong. 182 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,667 The acceptance rate is about 5%. 183 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:27,946 - 4.6%. - 4.6%, yes. 184 00:09:28,015 --> 00:09:29,776 But I got a surprise for you, Honor. 185 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:32,882 Not many people know this, but I have a connection there. 186 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:34,884 Really? 187 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,680 This gentleman right here, Howie Kaplan, 188 00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,130 my best friend from high school, 189 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:41,684 is a very successful Harvard alumni. 190 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,065 Hedge fund guy. 191 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:45,101 Oh, wow, I had no idea. 192 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,482 I knew this in ninth grade. 193 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,471 We remained very close even though we didn't go 194 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:49,692 to the same college. 195 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:51,660 We even started our own a cappella group, 196 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:53,593 You've Got Scale. 197 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:59,529 AOL was big back then. 198 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,393 What's AOL? 199 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:02,705 Oh, my God. 200 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:06,502 Well, I could spin ya some stories, Honor. 201 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:07,848 Whew. 202 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,126 I would love to hear them. 203 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:12,059 Well, one time, we went to Saint Louis 204 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,647 for an a cappella competition, 205 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:17,720 and Howie stole a phone out of the hotel lobby. 206 00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:19,204 No way. 207 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:21,897 Wild times, Mr. Calvin. 208 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:24,347 We were a crazy bunch back then. 209 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,074 He did give the phone back, but that doesn't matter. 210 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:31,354 But because Howie and I are so close, 211 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,909 he likes to use his influence to get 212 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:37,290 my best and brightest student a good look 213 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,052 with the admissions people. 214 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:42,296 It's not a guarantee, but it is a leg up. 215 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:45,645 As tenuous as it is, this is my best bet. 216 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:49,959 That's why I got some big news for you, Honor. 217 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,409 My goodness, you don't mean... 218 00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:54,101 Oh, yes I do. 219 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:55,931 For a quarter of my life, 220 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,312 I've been working my ass off for this moment. 221 00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:01,902 You are in my top four choices. 222 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,599 Wait, did you say top four? 223 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,326 Yeah. 224 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:15,295 Are you okay? 225 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,400 Yes. 226 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,816 Yes. 227 00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:21,128 I'm just overwhelmed. 228 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:24,028 I mean, to think I'm in the top four, 229 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:26,686 it's too much to hope for. 230 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,074 I've made a serious miscalculation. 231 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:38,111 This creep thinks he's in love with me. 232 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,354 I thought I was using that to my advantage, 233 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:43,495 but fawning over him wasn't enough. 234 00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:47,637 He wants me to offer him another incentive. 235 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,398 I'm so thrilled, Mr. Calvin. 236 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,227 Thank you so much for considering me. 237 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,746 Oh, wait. Where are you going? 238 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,275 Don't you want to see who you're up against? 239 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,543 Oh, my God, no, no, no. 240 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:59,408 I don't want to get caught up in some kind of competition 241 00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:04,206 with my friends, especially since... 242 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,796 I know you'll pick the right person. 243 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,556 See ya. 244 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,738 I won't lie. 245 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,912 That was a setback, but I didn't want him 246 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,570 to tell me who the competition was for two reasons. 247 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,296 One, I don't need him to. 248 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,160 In this school of underachieving losers, 249 00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:29,093 there's only three people it could be. 250 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:31,923 And two, when I leave them on the side of the road, 251 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:35,064 I don't want him to suspect I had anything to do with it. 252 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,722 I've worked too hard and too long. 253 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,207 It's just another obstacle to overcome. 254 00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:43,555 Life gives other people lemons, they make lemonade. 255 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:46,489 Life gives me lemons, I sell them for a dollar 256 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,113 to some chump who doesn't know I got them for free. 257 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:50,942 Well, I cannot believe he's not 258 00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:52,219 just giving it to you, Honor. 259 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,014 Posting sad face. 260 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,371 I don't have time for self-pity. 261 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:58,191 Yeah, Emma, no time for self-pity. 262 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,986 This semester's grades are the last ones 263 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:01,642 to affect our grade point for colleges, 264 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,955 so I've got to get them to tank all of their classes 265 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,474 between now and midterms. 266 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:07,659 I thought you had the highest grade point in our class. 267 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,789 No, no, I'm either third or fourth. 268 00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:12,515 Mm, yeah, that was my thinking too, third or fourth. 269 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,173 Well, we know who one of the top two is. 270 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:25,080 He's perfect. 271 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,669 Loser, I mean. 272 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:30,637 Perfect loser. 273 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,329 She's right. Travis is perfect. 274 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:36,091 Captain of the lacrosse team, beautiful girlfriend, 275 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,265 and maintains a perfect grade point. 276 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:41,613 He clearly doesn't get distracted easily. 277 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:44,789 Talia, how long have Christine and Travis been together? 278 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,066 Since sophomore year. 279 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:49,173 I remember because... - I trust you. 280 00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:51,209 See if you can find out what they're doing. 281 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:54,212 Maybe he's not getting what he wants. 282 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:55,869 But who do we ask? 283 00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,146 Christine. 284 00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,665 If something's going on, 285 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,014 she's the type to brag about it. 286 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,461 And if nothing's going on, 287 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,773 she's the type to brag about that. 288 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,327 What about the other two? 289 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:08,054 She has to be one, right? 290 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,779 Kennedy Park. 291 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,335 The girl is in her own world, wears costumes to school. 292 00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:15,406 Today she's dressed as Marie Curie, 293 00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:16,959 the scientist who discovered radium. 294 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,409 I only know that because she posts 295 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,928 about it on Facebook. 296 00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:22,309 What kid uses Facebook anymore? 297 00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:25,140 Look, she's got two likes on the photo. 298 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,901 One's her mother, and one's her grandmother. 299 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,697 Even our history teacher didn't recognize it. 300 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,425 But she's also, unfortunately, brilliant. 301 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,427 What are we gonna do about her? 302 00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,912 Get her a boyfriend. 303 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:42,882 First off, we'll sweep up the cobwebs out of her cooter. 304 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,987 - Sorry. - Sorry. 305 00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:47,162 We'll focus. 306 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,750 Last and least... 307 00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:51,131 My bad. 308 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,858 Michael Dipnicky, top of the class, 309 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,756 as nerd as nerd gets. 310 00:14:55,825 --> 00:15:00,416 No friends, no life, and no lunch. 311 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:03,419 That one will be easy. 312 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,076 Find out about Christine. 313 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,251 I'm going to try and get Kennedy a date for the prom. 314 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:11,807 She's totally into you. 315 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,603 Probably wouldn't be hard to talk her into anything. 316 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,571 Okay. Talk her into staying away. 317 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,435 I know it's hard to believe, 318 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,472 but I've seen her in the locker room. 319 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,681 It's like buried treasure. - It's not all about looks. 320 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,269 I know. 321 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,856 And also, I don't believe you. 322 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,619 Well, look at it this way, once you lose your virginity, 323 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:33,001 the second time, you can trade up. 324 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,451 I'm not a virgin. 325 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,972 Oh well. 326 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,043 I can't fight upstream against the limited range 327 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,665 of aesthetic appreciation in teenage boys. 328 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,635 I'm sure later in life, she'll find some man who thinks 329 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,844 that "The Addams Family" is the best he can do, 330 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,778 but if he's at this school, he's got a few more years 331 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:54,712 of lonely jacking off before he's ready. 332 00:15:57,784 --> 00:16:01,374 No, it won't be a boy that distracts Kennedy. 333 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,378 Hey, Kennedy. How's it going? 334 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,070 - It's private. - I didn't ask you anything. 335 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:11,901 I'm telling you ahead of time that this is private. 336 00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:16,009 Okay, I got to put a pin in this 337 00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:18,011 and move on to the sure thing. 338 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,359 Dipnicky, he's been easy to read for four years. 339 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:26,640 The signals animals give one another. 340 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:29,022 Oh, he definitely gave me signals. 341 00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:31,093 He doesn't want me specifically. 342 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:32,646 He wants any girl, 343 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,579 fantasizing about some porn star 344 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,857 showing up and teaching him where to put it. 345 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:39,550 It won't take much to throw him off. 346 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,760 Hey, Diesel. 347 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,417 Hey, Honor. 348 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:47,420 Hey, do me the honor? 349 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,249 Do me, Honor. 350 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,458 God, you're so clever. 351 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:56,325 Hey, would you mind switching lab partners with me? 352 00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:57,740 I get it. 353 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,409 You want to be my lab partner, all right. 354 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:02,573 No, no, I want to switch lab partners. 355 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:03,953 It doesn't make any sense. 356 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,714 You're gonna be partners with dipshit. 357 00:17:05,782 --> 00:17:08,958 I know. I am doing it for Talia. 358 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,480 She is totally into you. 359 00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:18,347 All right. Say less, Honor. 360 00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:20,556 See you later, douche bag. 361 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,869 I'ma go get some chemistry for good, baby. 362 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:31,119 What's up, girl? 363 00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:44,166 I hope you're okay with this. 364 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,755 I've been having some trouble in chemistry, 365 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,102 and Talia talks through the whole class. 366 00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:51,829 Yeah, um... 367 00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:54,038 if academic success is your main focus, 368 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:58,318 then I would seem to be a more viable option. 369 00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,596 Okay. 370 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,978 Today, we're gonna be talking about bonding. 371 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:07,534 We're gonna form chemical bonds using heat. 372 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,536 The signals. 373 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:13,126 Sheesh, boy, is that my girl right there? 374 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,438 Looking good today. 375 00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:15,967 Did you tell Diesel that I liked him? 376 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:18,200 'Cause he's been all over me. - No, of course not. 377 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,720 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 378 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,722 What did you find out from Christine? 379 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,862 Oh, it was actually kind of sweet. 380 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,623 He said he wants to save himself for marriage. 381 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:30,730 O-M-G, that's so romantic. 382 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:31,972 I know! 383 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,043 Hmm, look at Travis. 384 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,460 Boobs right in his face. 385 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:39,601 Those are great teenage boobs. 386 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:43,087 And he's avoiding them. 387 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:48,920 Oh, my goodness. 388 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,821 You know when you're doing a puzzle 389 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,788 and you're trying to find just one piece 390 00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:56,790 that fits, seems like forever, 391 00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,837 and then, finally, you find it, but then you're just looking 392 00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:01,657 for the next piece, and the process seems endless. 393 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:06,317 And then suddenly, you see the picture. 394 00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:08,630 I hate cliches, but two birds are 395 00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:11,115 about to get their skulls crushed with one stone. 396 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,255 Down! 397 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,602 Articulation comes from the tip of the tongue, 398 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,751 the teeth, end of the lips. 399 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,472 Meow, meow, meow. 400 00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:29,661 Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies. 401 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:30,800 Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies. 402 00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,274 Dead puppies, dead puppies, 403 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:34,621 dead puppies, dead puppies. 404 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,073 The theater club, a place people go 405 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,593 when they don't feel welcome anywhere else. 406 00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:42,181 Hey, Ms. Felson. 407 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,252 Honor, what are you doing here? 408 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,425 I want to join. 409 00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:47,600 Aw, senior year? Little late. 410 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,326 You remember Gary. 411 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,775 He's the coyote, and this is 412 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,812 his little barren patch of desert. 413 00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:54,710 I really want to work behind the scenes: 414 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,367 Set design, lighting, whatever. 415 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,679 Oh, my God. 416 00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,139 Wait, it is so great that you're joining. 417 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,269 We could always use behind-the-scenes people. 418 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,753 Sure. 419 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,341 I'm really happy you're here. 420 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,826 I've always thought that we should be friends. 421 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:09,829 Oh, and on Saturdays, some of us go bowling, 422 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,314 but we don't invite everyone. 423 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,799 Got it. 424 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,457 Bowling with the theater kids, 425 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,977 who the hell even knows what that is? 426 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,944 Hey, Kennedy. 427 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,120 Okay, attention, everyone. Attention, please. 428 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,675 The stage is yours. 429 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:31,954 All right now, although I'm the faculty advisor, 430 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,647 you know I don't like to throw my weight around. 431 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:37,063 The two choices are "Spring Awakening" 432 00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:38,375 and Kennedy's play. 433 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:39,973 Okay, thank you, Ms. Felson. Great nurturing. 434 00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:41,654 Great nurturing. 435 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:45,347 Okay, so everyone, show of hands. 436 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,592 "Spring Awakening." 437 00:20:48,661 --> 00:20:52,492 Okay, yeah, I think that is a majority. 438 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:56,393 Oh, Kennedy, I'm really sorry. Maybe next year. 439 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,498 Oh, that's right, you're graduating. 440 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,328 Maybe college. 441 00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:02,813 Okay, so sign-ups for auditions will be posted tomorrow, 442 00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:05,402 but everybody who is already in the club 443 00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:07,611 gets priority casting. 444 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,165 All right, let's go, everyone. Curtain's up in three weeks. 445 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,650 That is not much time. 446 00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,696 Hey, Kennedy, for what it's worth, 447 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,318 I thought your play was amazing. 448 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:26,975 You didn't read it. 449 00:21:27,044 --> 00:21:30,530 Of course I did. You posted about it online. 450 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:31,980 Right. 451 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:35,639 If you read it, what's it about? 452 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:44,441 The play is about Queen Mary I of England, 453 00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,166 how she got the nickname Bloody Mary 454 00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:47,582 by executing Protestants, 455 00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,446 and how she was forced to choose 456 00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:51,931 between love and power. 457 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:01,285 You did read it. 458 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:04,426 I did read it. 459 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:08,154 You're the only person who's ever read one of my plays. 460 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,363 Haven't your parents read them? 461 00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,503 No. 462 00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:14,402 Okay, that's sad. 463 00:22:14,471 --> 00:22:16,852 Well, I think we should get the theater club 464 00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:18,578 to put your play on. 465 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:21,443 Yeah, right. Good luck with that. 466 00:22:21,512 --> 00:22:23,307 I make my own luck, 467 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:27,138 and that is a great Edith Cavell costume. 468 00:22:27,207 --> 00:22:29,313 Wartime nurse, executed for spying. 469 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,073 You posted it on Facebook. 470 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:39,910 Poor girl, so ignored and so used to it. 471 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,705 I suppose I should be sympathetic, 472 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:43,707 but as I always say, 473 00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:47,469 you can't spell sympathetic without pathetic. 474 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:50,161 I won't interfere, Honor. 475 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:52,301 It's a student-run club. 476 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,993 Don't you like "Spring Awakening"? 477 00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,477 I love it. 478 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:58,998 It's just that I loved Kennedy's play that much more. 479 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,517 Did you read it? 480 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:01,863 Of course. 481 00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:03,589 Wasn't it wonderful? 482 00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:06,315 She's got such a unique voice, and I just thought, 483 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,421 if we did her play, it would have been a great way 484 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,768 to show Kennedy that she's appreciated, 485 00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:13,115 even though she's not popular. 486 00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:18,258 You know, girls who don't have a lot of friends, 487 00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:23,229 who the boys ignore must be so painfully lonely. 488 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:27,578 Women like us, we can't even know what that's like. 489 00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:31,237 No, no. 490 00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,621 I think you might be feeding it too much. 491 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,139 Oh, my goodness. 492 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,279 Oh, honey, oh. 493 00:23:39,348 --> 00:23:42,075 Miss Felson says we have to do Kennedy's play now. 494 00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:44,561 - What? - What the hell? 495 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,217 What happened? 496 00:23:46,286 --> 00:23:48,530 Okay, we can all bitch... We can bitch later, all right? 497 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,395 But we need to hold auditions, and we're already behind. 498 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,018 - May I? - Yes, Honor? 499 00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:57,677 Well, we could save some time if we offered the role 500 00:23:57,746 --> 00:23:59,990 of the Duke to Travis Biggins. 501 00:24:00,059 --> 00:24:02,268 - What? - Oh, the romantic lead. 502 00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:03,797 Why don't we just flush the whole production 503 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,271 down the toilet? 504 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,214 That guy gets cheered every time he walks on a field. 505 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,699 Why do we need to give him more attention? 506 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:11,380 Well, 'cause we'd be getting ourselves more attention. 507 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,452 I mean, the girls love him. 508 00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:14,970 He's friends with everybody. 509 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:16,672 Captain of the lacrosse team might bring in 510 00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:18,146 a whole new audience. 511 00:24:18,215 --> 00:24:20,355 - You mean assholes? - I don't judge people. 512 00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:21,805 This is ridiculous. 513 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,334 He's never done theater, and we're gonna 514 00:24:23,358 --> 00:24:24,635 give him the lead? 515 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,603 Come on, Gary. We can't just ignore our craft. 516 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:27,880 Oh, get off it, Todd. 517 00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,478 You've been in three plays your entire life, 518 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,641 two of them as Captain Hook. 519 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,885 You're not actually considering this. 520 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:36,336 Well, we want as big an audience 521 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:37,579 as possible, don't we? 522 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:39,132 Yeah. 523 00:24:39,201 --> 00:24:40,927 And wouldn't it be nice to do a play 524 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:44,966 for people besides the arts kids and our parents? 525 00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:47,589 I had a feeling Gary might be open to this. 526 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:49,211 If I'm right about Travis, 527 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,697 Gary's probably known him longer than I have. 528 00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,319 These are all pieces of the puzzle. 529 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:55,217 You'll begin to see the full picture shortly. 530 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:57,116 Kennedy, what do you think? 531 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,465 Me? 532 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:03,018 Poor girl. 533 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,134 With no warning at all, for the first time in her life, 534 00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:06,539 someone asked her opinion. 535 00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:08,955 What do you think about Travis playing the Duke? 536 00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:11,820 Uh, I don't know. 537 00:25:13,719 --> 00:25:16,031 Who's Travis? - Okay, Honor? 538 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,078 Honor, you're probably the only person in this room 539 00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:20,415 who's ever spoken to him. 540 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:22,624 Will you ask him? 541 00:25:22,693 --> 00:25:25,524 In, out. 542 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:28,699 In, out, in. 543 00:25:28,768 --> 00:25:30,114 I don't know, guys. 544 00:25:30,183 --> 00:25:32,185 I've never really done any acting before, so... 545 00:25:32,254 --> 00:25:34,912 Oh, don't worry. I'll help you. 546 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,469 This is very delicate. 547 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,126 I need Travis in this play, 548 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:44,508 but Gary has something that I don't have, 549 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:45,923 a penis. 550 00:25:45,992 --> 00:25:48,788 Travis, say good night to your boyfriend 551 00:25:48,857 --> 00:25:50,583 and come get on all fours. 552 00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:52,274 I gotta go, guys. 553 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,277 First cast meeting is tomorrow! 554 00:25:56,693 --> 00:25:58,971 Line it up. Let's go. 555 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,007 I've always wondered, do you think Travis is... 556 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:03,700 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 557 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,425 - Let's go. - Gay. 558 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:14,124 Now, at this stage of the experiment, 559 00:26:14,193 --> 00:26:16,920 it's really important to pay attention to the heat. 560 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:18,956 Keep your eye on it. 561 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:21,787 Like a Weeping Angel. 562 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,961 What? 563 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,687 Oh, nothing. 564 00:26:25,756 --> 00:26:29,035 Weeping Angels are these aliens in "Doctor Who." 565 00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:30,841 If you look away from them, they'll kill you. 566 00:26:30,865 --> 00:26:32,142 Yeah, I know. 567 00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:33,971 I just can't believe you watch "Doctor Who." 568 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,492 I'm sorry. Don't make fun of me. 569 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:40,737 No, no, no, I'm a fan. 570 00:26:40,806 --> 00:26:43,325 I don't make fun of people. 571 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,089 Who's your favorite doctor? 572 00:26:48,158 --> 00:26:49,815 Mine's... both: Matt Smith. 573 00:27:02,828 --> 00:27:05,347 Oh... ah! Michael, I'm sorry. 574 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,108 - I'm so sorry. - That's my fault. 575 00:27:07,177 --> 00:27:09,628 No, that was mine. That was mine. 576 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,319 We have a quiz tomorrow. 577 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:14,253 This little encounter plus what I have planned for tonight 578 00:27:14,322 --> 00:27:17,428 is the first wave of my campaign. 579 00:27:17,497 --> 00:27:20,362 You see, the day Michael became my lab partner, 580 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,986 he requested to follow me on, like, everything. 581 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,850 I didn't jump to welcome him in, 582 00:27:24,919 --> 00:27:27,715 but I know he's just waiting to see all the hot pics I've got. 583 00:27:27,784 --> 00:27:28,923 That's not ego. 584 00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:30,994 That's just a statement of fact. 585 00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:35,205 Now, I tap this button, 586 00:27:35,274 --> 00:27:38,415 and I picture Michael sitting alone 587 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:40,728 in his nerd cave at his computer, 588 00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:44,421 studying for the midterm, when he gets a notification. 589 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:51,739 And instead of studying, 590 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:55,190 he spends the evening tugging his slug. 591 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,227 Any girl who doesn't think that's what goes on 592 00:27:57,296 --> 00:28:00,195 when a guy hits her up online is kidding herself. 593 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:03,302 Beth, my favorite student. You coming to my next show? 594 00:28:03,371 --> 00:28:04,924 They don't card, okay? - No. 595 00:28:04,993 --> 00:28:06,788 All right. Guys, come on. 596 00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,593 I'm gonna call your mom and tell her you do drugs. 597 00:28:08,617 --> 00:28:11,897 Hey, no take backs! No take backs! 598 00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:15,486 You want to hear some sick-ass acoustic rock or what... no. 599 00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:17,385 'Sup, player, you gonna come see my Dua Lipa, 600 00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:19,214 Ted Nugent mash-up, or what? 601 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,871 No? Honor. 602 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:23,149 - Hi. - Hey, hi. 603 00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:26,049 Whoa, ah, ah, ah. 604 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:28,189 Classic us. 605 00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:29,846 You missed my big gig last week. 606 00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:32,814 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin. I've had a lot of work. 607 00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:35,299 Well, you are in luck 608 00:28:35,368 --> 00:28:36,760 because I got another one coming up. 609 00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:39,269 Bam, Sunday night. Be there. 610 00:28:39,338 --> 00:28:41,927 Ooh, I don't know. 611 00:28:41,996 --> 00:28:43,204 What? 612 00:28:43,273 --> 00:28:44,481 Well, you don't wanna... 613 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:46,794 You don't wanna disappoint me, do you? 614 00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:52,627 I'm just kidding. 615 00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:55,147 You couldn't disappoint me, unless you disappoint me. 616 00:28:55,216 --> 00:28:58,150 Um... 617 00:28:58,219 --> 00:28:59,634 I'll be there. - Yes! 618 00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:04,604 And I will get you backstage after the show. 619 00:29:04,673 --> 00:29:06,779 God, I'm gonna keep paying for the fact 620 00:29:06,848 --> 00:29:09,920 I thought he was harmless. 621 00:29:09,989 --> 00:29:11,404 Happy? 622 00:29:11,473 --> 00:29:13,717 This looks like a kid's Cinderella costume. 623 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,063 Sleeping Beauty. 624 00:29:15,132 --> 00:29:16,282 Some kid wore them for Halloween, 625 00:29:16,306 --> 00:29:17,686 and their parents donated them. 626 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,034 These aren't the least bit historically accurate. 627 00:29:20,103 --> 00:29:21,552 They're also awful. 628 00:29:21,621 --> 00:29:23,313 Well, it's not like anyone's giving us 629 00:29:23,382 --> 00:29:24,902 any money to buy or even rent new ones, 630 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:26,109 so we're stuck with these. 631 00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:27,731 It's too bad. 632 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,882 They do such a disservice to the authenticity of the play. 633 00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:31,804 We're not using these. 634 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:33,668 They'll ruin everything. 635 00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:35,152 What choice do we have? 636 00:29:35,221 --> 00:29:37,568 Yeah, I mean, it's not like we can make new ones. 637 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:42,125 - I can. - Hm? 638 00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:45,369 I can make historically accurate costumes. 639 00:29:45,438 --> 00:29:47,647 I do it all the time. 640 00:29:47,716 --> 00:29:49,201 Well, yeah, but not for a whole play 641 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,030 that's in like three weeks. 642 00:29:51,099 --> 00:29:52,307 What about your schoolwork? 643 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:53,861 This is more important. 644 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:55,690 Starting to see the puzzle? 645 00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:57,243 Okay, yes, this is fine with me, 646 00:29:57,312 --> 00:29:58,842 but we need to get going with auditions, 647 00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:00,947 and I think we're gonna need to find another Duke, okay? 648 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,594 Nah, I don't think so. 649 00:30:08,427 --> 00:30:11,361 Hey, guys. What's up? 650 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,604 Well, what are you waiting for? 651 00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:15,020 Get your beautiful butt in here. 652 00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:18,299 We got work to do. 653 00:30:18,368 --> 00:30:20,508 All right, everyone, gather round. 654 00:30:20,577 --> 00:30:22,303 I don't know if any of you have 655 00:30:22,372 --> 00:30:24,132 ever baked bread from scratch. 656 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,100 I used to do it with my mom all the time. 657 00:30:26,169 --> 00:30:28,067 You have the recipe. 658 00:30:28,136 --> 00:30:29,586 You measure out the ingredients, 659 00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,070 follow the instructions. 660 00:30:31,139 --> 00:30:33,186 Still, if it's the first time you're making that bread, 661 00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,040 you have no idea if it's gonna be delicious, 662 00:30:35,109 --> 00:30:36,973 let alone edible. 663 00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:41,080 Well, I think this bread is going to be outstanding. 664 00:30:41,149 --> 00:30:43,531 Huh. 665 00:30:48,985 --> 00:30:51,470 It's obviously not a completely accurate recreation 666 00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:53,368 of Mary's coronation gown, but it's as close 667 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,612 an approximation as I could make. 668 00:30:55,681 --> 00:30:58,926 It's amazing, Kennedy. 669 00:30:58,995 --> 00:31:02,412 But, um, you look exhausted. 670 00:31:02,481 --> 00:31:04,897 This is how I always look. 671 00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:08,280 All right, everybody. I need your essay assignments. 672 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:10,730 Please, pass them forward. 673 00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:15,459 - That was due today? - Yeah. 674 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:17,668 Maybe you could turn it in late. 675 00:31:17,737 --> 00:31:19,429 Do people do that? 676 00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:23,088 Yeah. 677 00:31:25,124 --> 00:31:27,230 - Here you go. - Thanks. 678 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,340 What did you get for number six? 679 00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:38,172 Hmm, that's the last quiz before the midterm. 680 00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:41,209 So going back to the bread metaphor, 681 00:31:41,278 --> 00:31:45,489 I think this dough needs a little more yeast. 682 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:49,045 Hey, Michael, I was wondering, what are you doing tonight? 683 00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:52,427 Studying. 684 00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,120 I know it's a big pain in the ass, 685 00:31:55,189 --> 00:31:58,192 but would you be willing to study with me? 686 00:31:58,261 --> 00:31:59,745 I've been having some trouble 687 00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:03,645 with the laws governing chemical bonds. 688 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:06,096 Yeah, sure. That sounds... sure. 689 00:32:10,204 --> 00:32:13,655 You're probably wondering, "How far is she willing to go?" 690 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:18,281 The answer is not far because I won't have to. 691 00:32:30,638 --> 00:32:32,605 Is Honor here? 692 00:32:39,336 --> 00:32:41,683 Hi, Michael. 693 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:46,481 Okay, thanks, Dad. Come in. 694 00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:50,934 It's nice to meet you, sir. 695 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,763 I like Burger Land a lot. 696 00:33:03,498 --> 00:33:08,572 So covalent bonds are transferred electrons. 697 00:33:08,641 --> 00:33:11,472 No, actually, um, they're shared. 698 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:14,475 - Right. - Ionic are transferred. 699 00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:17,029 Right, right. 700 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:19,135 Yeah, for some reason, I just... 701 00:33:19,204 --> 00:33:22,379 I can't keep that straight. 702 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:37,049 Oh, this pen is out. 703 00:33:46,507 --> 00:33:49,234 Ugh, this one's no good. 704 00:34:13,154 --> 00:34:17,331 You know, you might break the tip off. 705 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,161 Oh, just one more. 706 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,937 So how'd you do on that quiz yesterday? 707 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,768 I did okay. 708 00:34:41,838 --> 00:34:45,013 I just squeaked through myself. 709 00:34:49,016 --> 00:34:51,054 What? 710 00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:54,471 Well... 711 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:57,543 do you really need help with chemistry? 712 00:34:57,612 --> 00:34:59,131 What do you mean? 713 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,340 I just feel like you're pretending not to know stuff 714 00:35:01,409 --> 00:35:04,516 that you already know. 715 00:35:06,483 --> 00:35:08,554 I'm not. 716 00:35:08,623 --> 00:35:11,350 I really do need help. 717 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,974 I saw an A on your quiz paper today. 718 00:35:18,046 --> 00:35:21,602 Look, I'm sorry I wasn't open with you. 719 00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:24,915 I just... I think you're really smart, 720 00:35:24,984 --> 00:35:29,334 and sometimes, I feel kind of stupid around you. 721 00:35:29,403 --> 00:35:31,267 Most people do. 722 00:35:31,336 --> 00:35:33,096 I don't think people feel stupid around me. 723 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,851 I think people are just stupid on their own. 724 00:35:38,412 --> 00:35:40,655 Asshole. 725 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,795 You know you're smart. 726 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,597 This is a great book. 727 00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,772 Really? You've read it? 728 00:35:53,841 --> 00:35:55,256 Yeah. 729 00:35:55,325 --> 00:35:56,602 You know, I guess a part of it 730 00:35:56,671 --> 00:36:00,434 just feels kind of relatable. 731 00:36:00,503 --> 00:36:02,919 Feeling trapped by your own society. 732 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:05,646 Kind of wishing for that better life. 733 00:36:05,715 --> 00:36:08,373 God, if I can just get through this year. 734 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:16,691 Knock, knock. 735 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,350 Here's some hot chocolate and pecan zucchini bread 736 00:36:20,419 --> 00:36:23,111 for you workaholics. 737 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,079 - Thanks, Mom. - Thanks, Mrs. Rose. 738 00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,530 So... 739 00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:28,910 Michael. 740 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:30,533 Michael, tell me about yourself. 741 00:36:30,602 --> 00:36:31,706 What do your parents do? 742 00:36:31,775 --> 00:36:33,018 Mom, we're studying. 743 00:36:33,087 --> 00:36:34,606 Well, he has a minute to talk. 744 00:36:34,675 --> 00:36:37,264 Maybe I know his mother. - I don't think you do. 745 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,473 Sorry, this is delicious. 746 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:41,475 We'll study at your house next time. 747 00:36:41,544 --> 00:36:43,166 No. 748 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:47,515 I mean, we're not going to get snacks like that at my house. 749 00:36:47,584 --> 00:36:50,484 See, Honor? It's not so bad here. 750 00:36:50,553 --> 00:36:53,107 So, Michael... - Mom. 751 00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:54,453 We have to get back to work. 752 00:36:54,522 --> 00:36:56,144 All right, all right. 753 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,975 Well, enjoy your snack. 754 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,566 - Your mom seems nice. - She's terrible. 755 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:09,710 - All right, give it to me. - Oh. 756 00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:12,230 - Come on. - All right, it's right here? 757 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:13,852 Follow him home? 758 00:37:13,921 --> 00:37:17,338 Yes, I need you to find out where he lives. 759 00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:20,307 I have the feeling he was trying to hide something. 760 00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:23,551 And I can't do it because I have play rehearsal. 761 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:24,897 No, you don't have to explain. 762 00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:27,037 Whatever you need, I'm here for you. 763 00:37:27,106 --> 00:37:28,591 See you guys later. Love you. 764 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,660 Both: Mean it. 765 00:37:29,695 --> 00:37:32,733 Here you go. 766 00:37:32,802 --> 00:37:35,460 Hey, boys, catch that? 767 00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:37,979 Nice. 768 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:41,224 Wow, this is really nice, Kennedy. 769 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,413 I couldn't find the right upholstery for the throne, 770 00:37:43,468 --> 00:37:46,194 but the hydraulic lift will be a showstopper, so... 771 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,025 - Hydraulic? - I'll show you later. 772 00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:53,132 I can't believe you have the time for all this. 773 00:37:53,201 --> 00:37:54,720 I don't. 774 00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:56,481 If I fail English, it's all because of you. 775 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:59,277 Well, I'm not sure that that's my responsibility. 776 00:37:59,346 --> 00:38:01,589 It was a joke. 777 00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:04,282 - Yeah, I know. - I'm super funny. 778 00:38:05,835 --> 00:38:08,941 Okay, breathe with me. 779 00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:14,706 Now, let's try this again. 780 00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:19,297 I'm the rightful ruler of England. 781 00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:20,953 I'm not going to walk away 782 00:38:21,022 --> 00:38:22,645 from what this throne will give me. 783 00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:25,026 But, Mary, I love you. 784 00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:28,513 Now, take her in your arms. 785 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,451 Do you love the throne more than me? 786 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,661 Men don't have to choose between love and power. 787 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,008 Why must a woman? - No, no, no, Grace, come on. 788 00:38:41,077 --> 00:38:42,537 Throw yourself into his embrace, okay? 789 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:43,804 You love this guy, okay? 790 00:38:43,873 --> 00:38:45,437 You'd let him do anything to you, even butt stuff. 791 00:38:45,461 --> 00:38:47,221 Come on. 792 00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:49,085 Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga. 793 00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:54,746 Men don't have to choose between love and power. 794 00:38:54,815 --> 00:38:56,413 Why must a woman? - Oh, my God, no, come on. 795 00:38:56,437 --> 00:39:01,304 Get out of my way. Okay, now, watch this. 796 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:10,555 Men don't have to choose between love and power. 797 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,833 Why must a woman? 798 00:39:15,214 --> 00:39:17,700 Sometimes, life gives you lemons, 799 00:39:17,769 --> 00:39:20,254 and sometimes life just hands you a lemonade 800 00:39:20,323 --> 00:39:22,152 with a really cute umbrella sticking out of it 801 00:39:22,221 --> 00:39:25,293 and a mini biscotti on the side, no charge. 802 00:39:28,676 --> 00:39:29,884 What is this? 803 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,679 The stupid fucking asshole show? 804 00:39:31,748 --> 00:39:33,509 - Oh, shit. - Are you okay? 805 00:39:33,578 --> 00:39:35,407 Yeah, I'm fine. 806 00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:38,099 It's just my ego and my coccyx. 807 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,825 Did you just say you broke your cock? 808 00:39:39,894 --> 00:39:42,069 No, it's coccyx. 809 00:39:42,138 --> 00:39:44,071 It's the bottom of your backbone. 810 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:47,315 All right, then, Romeo, you got practice. 811 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,973 Sorry, dad. I got to go, man, sorry. 812 00:39:53,632 --> 00:39:56,635 Coccyx. 813 00:39:56,704 --> 00:39:59,569 Mind your business, slut. 814 00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,402 Ew, this place is so cringey. 815 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,300 Yeah, I can't believe he lives here. 816 00:40:06,369 --> 00:40:08,198 If we're kidnapped or murdered, 817 00:40:08,267 --> 00:40:11,616 they'll know where we were last based on that cell tower. 818 00:40:11,685 --> 00:40:14,032 It was on a "True Crime" podcast. 819 00:40:14,101 --> 00:40:15,803 Come on, hopefully, he lives on this street, 820 00:40:15,827 --> 00:40:18,139 and we can go home and... 821 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,420 Where'd he go? 822 00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:25,181 I don't know. 823 00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:02,080 Thank you so much. 824 00:41:02,149 --> 00:41:06,118 And a special shout-out to one special girl. 825 00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:08,362 This one's also for you, blondie. 826 00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:14,817 Hey, how about I buy you a drink? 827 00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:16,404 No, thanks. 828 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,992 Sure? 829 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:20,305 Nothing I can get you? 830 00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:26,242 Well, actually, you do have something I want. 831 00:41:26,311 --> 00:41:27,830 What's that? 832 00:41:27,899 --> 00:41:29,970 Those roofies you were going to put in the drink 833 00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:31,696 you were going to buy me. 834 00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:33,698 I wasn't going... 835 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:35,423 Ah-ah-ah, and them over. 836 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,391 I'm underage, so you want to do what I say, 837 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:39,635 and then get the hell away from me as fast as you can. 838 00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:45,779 Rohypnol, roofies. 839 00:41:45,848 --> 00:41:47,366 Serious stuff. 840 00:41:47,435 --> 00:41:49,852 I had no proof he was gonna drug me. 841 00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:51,681 I was just taking my father's advice, 842 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,752 which he gives me at every opportunity. 843 00:41:53,821 --> 00:41:56,444 Never take a drink from a strange guy. 844 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,101 Guys are assholes. 845 00:41:58,170 --> 00:41:59,862 They're worse than assholes. 846 00:41:59,931 --> 00:42:01,864 They are the stank on assholes, 847 00:42:01,933 --> 00:42:03,624 even the nice ones. 848 00:42:17,293 --> 00:42:19,295 Thanks for the beer, Honor. 849 00:42:19,364 --> 00:42:21,539 How'd you get the bartender to give you one anyways? 850 00:42:21,608 --> 00:42:23,541 Oh, I said it was for you. 851 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,957 Well, you are so grown-up 852 00:42:26,026 --> 00:42:27,993 they'd probably give it to you anyways. 853 00:42:28,062 --> 00:42:29,971 They probably thought we were a couple, you know? 854 00:42:29,995 --> 00:42:31,583 Because we look like we're the same age. 855 00:42:31,652 --> 00:42:33,585 You are so much more mature. 856 00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,863 Yeah, but I have to be a tight-ass at work, 857 00:42:35,932 --> 00:42:37,278 you know what I mean? 858 00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:39,936 I come here, and I get on that stage, 859 00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:42,456 and I cannot control my younger self. 860 00:42:42,525 --> 00:42:44,113 He just wants to burst out. 861 00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,391 He just wants to rock on, you know? 862 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:49,083 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was wild. 863 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:51,810 It was crazy though, right? 864 00:42:51,879 --> 00:42:57,436 I enjoy making music for you, Honor. 865 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:07,619 I am gonna give you a ride home, little lady. 866 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:09,000 Oh! 867 00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:12,382 Oh, Mr. Calvin, are you okay? 868 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:24,084 I didn't like doing that. Stuff's scary. 869 00:43:24,153 --> 00:43:27,190 But I couldn't risk el creep-o making a move. 870 00:43:27,259 --> 00:43:30,055 He seemed fine, just really drowsy. 871 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:38,408 I put him somewhere safe. 872 00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:48,591 Is he dead? 873 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,973 If he was dead, he wouldn't be snoring. 874 00:43:53,976 --> 00:43:55,563 Hi, we're live, 875 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,670 and we're helping the economically disadvantaged 876 00:43:58,739 --> 00:44:01,500 and it makes me feel so good. 877 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:04,987 We love the economically disadvantaged. 878 00:44:05,056 --> 00:44:07,783 So you didn't find out where Dipnicky lives. 879 00:44:07,852 --> 00:44:09,750 Somewhere on the other side of the factory. 880 00:44:09,819 --> 00:44:11,683 Yeah, it was so gross. 881 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,651 Em, you're still live. 882 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,376 Damn it. 883 00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:17,620 That tells me a little something. 884 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:20,243 Maybe why he doesn't want to study at his house. 885 00:44:20,312 --> 00:44:22,280 Although, a struggling family in the city 886 00:44:22,349 --> 00:44:25,145 isn't exactly uncommon. 887 00:44:25,214 --> 00:44:27,595 I need you guys to do something for me. 888 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,081 It's much more important. - Anything. 889 00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:31,599 Anything. 890 00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:47,719 - Yo, let's get a sandy, huh? - I'm in. 891 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,761 You guys have such great boyfriends. 892 00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:57,142 I'm so jealous. - Diesel's not my boyfriend. 893 00:44:59,213 --> 00:45:02,492 I mean, in comparison to Travis and Christine, 894 00:45:02,561 --> 00:45:03,918 I mean, there's just no comparison. 895 00:45:03,942 --> 00:45:05,944 Yeah, they're meant to be. 896 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:08,498 Well, I just know that he loves me. 897 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:11,605 Wow, I'm so glad you're so confident. 898 00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:13,479 If Diesel was making out with other girls on stage, 899 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:14,919 I wouldn't know how to take it. 900 00:45:14,988 --> 00:45:16,517 Yeah, if Diesel was making out in front of everybody, 901 00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:18,370 it would be so humiliating to Talia. 902 00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:20,027 - But he isn't. - But it would be. 903 00:45:20,096 --> 00:45:22,443 Wait. 904 00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:24,963 Travis is, uh, making out in the play? 905 00:45:25,032 --> 00:45:27,103 Who with? - Grace. 906 00:45:27,172 --> 00:45:28,726 She's playing the queen. 907 00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,417 Yeah, she's cute, 908 00:45:30,486 --> 00:45:31,867 but she's not as beautiful as you. 909 00:45:31,936 --> 00:45:33,776 Yeah, and Travis wouldn't go for someone that slutty. 910 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,525 Bestie selfie! 911 00:45:43,706 --> 00:45:45,501 My girlfriend wants me to quit the play. 912 00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:47,089 What? 913 00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:49,850 As I said, Talia and Emma are not completely useless. 914 00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,196 What's her problem? 915 00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:52,553 She doesn't want me making out with Grace. 916 00:45:52,577 --> 00:45:54,441 Well, then we'll just recast her. 917 00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:56,236 Kennedy, text Grace she's out. 918 00:45:56,305 --> 00:45:58,307 I don't have her number. 919 00:45:58,376 --> 00:46:00,550 I don't have anyone's number. 920 00:46:00,619 --> 00:46:02,459 Who the hell can we get this late who can learn the part? 921 00:46:02,483 --> 00:46:03,588 Well, it doesn't matter. 922 00:46:03,657 --> 00:46:04,807 I mean, she's gonna have a problem 923 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:06,211 with me kissing any girl. 924 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,007 Well, what are we going to do? 925 00:46:09,076 --> 00:46:10,491 Well, I'm not giving up. 926 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,840 I'll be honest with you, Travis, 927 00:46:11,872 --> 00:46:14,357 I really didn't think you were gonna work out, 928 00:46:14,426 --> 00:46:16,359 but you're really good in this part. 929 00:46:16,428 --> 00:46:18,845 Thanks, but it's just as well. 930 00:46:18,914 --> 00:46:20,650 I mean, I have a couple big midterms coming up, 931 00:46:20,674 --> 00:46:22,331 and between practice and the play, 932 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,815 my grades have already taken a hit. 933 00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:26,922 I have to time this just right. 934 00:46:26,991 --> 00:46:28,509 We have to pack it in. 935 00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:30,684 I mean, we can't recast anyway. 936 00:46:30,753 --> 00:46:32,144 The only one who knows the part well enough 937 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:34,308 is you, Gary. 938 00:46:34,377 --> 00:46:36,863 That's a great idea. 939 00:46:36,932 --> 00:46:39,313 Gary should play Mary. 940 00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:42,178 It would be an homage to the Elizabethan tradition 941 00:46:42,247 --> 00:46:43,593 of men portraying women. 942 00:46:43,662 --> 00:46:45,906 Oh, my God, check out the unexpected assist 943 00:46:45,975 --> 00:46:47,632 from Kennedy. 944 00:46:47,701 --> 00:46:49,047 They grow up so fast. 945 00:46:49,116 --> 00:46:51,360 Wait, but wouldn't people... 946 00:46:51,429 --> 00:46:53,845 No offense, but I feel like this is 947 00:46:53,914 --> 00:46:55,571 not usually like what they do. 948 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,505 Well, it might be a little controversial around here, 949 00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:00,576 and that'll get people to show up. 950 00:47:00,645 --> 00:47:03,441 I won't do it if you're not comfortable with it. 951 00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:05,788 Well, I mean, it kind of fixes my problem. 952 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,179 I mean, Christine's not gonna think 953 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:09,205 I'm cheating with you, right? 954 00:47:09,274 --> 00:47:11,069 - Right. - Right. 955 00:47:11,138 --> 00:47:12,346 Right. 956 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:15,936 Song club's over, Travis! You've got practice! 957 00:47:16,005 --> 00:47:17,800 Sorry, Dad, I'm coming. 958 00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:19,526 Come on now! 959 00:47:19,595 --> 00:47:21,148 Hup, two, come on, let's go! 960 00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:22,460 Let's go. 961 00:47:22,529 --> 00:47:24,496 Okay, who's down for bowling? 962 00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:26,913 Sounds fun, but I can't. 963 00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:28,846 Kennedy, what about you? 964 00:47:28,915 --> 00:47:31,434 I... I... 965 00:47:31,503 --> 00:47:33,747 I don't know how to bowl. 966 00:47:33,816 --> 00:47:37,440 I'll teach you. It'll be glorious. 967 00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:39,891 Okay. 968 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,514 Fine, but I'm not wearing those gross bowling shoes. 969 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,903 Okay, come on, we're all wearing 970 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:45,138 the gross bowling shoes. 971 00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:47,002 A social dividend for Kennedy. 972 00:47:47,071 --> 00:47:49,073 She deserves it. 973 00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:51,938 Oh, hey, Mr. Calvin. 974 00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:54,285 Great show last night. 975 00:47:54,354 --> 00:47:58,634 Uh, you came to my show, right? 976 00:47:58,703 --> 00:48:00,947 Yeah, yeah, it was so much fun. 977 00:48:01,016 --> 00:48:03,950 And thanks for driving me home. - Oh, good. 978 00:48:04,019 --> 00:48:06,607 Okay, I got you home? - Of course you did. 979 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,747 Looks like you had a wild night. 980 00:48:08,816 --> 00:48:11,440 Stole some phones from some lobbies and gave them back? 981 00:48:11,509 --> 00:48:13,718 Yeah, wild. 982 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:20,863 Wow, that stuff really screws you up, 983 00:48:20,932 --> 00:48:23,038 but back to priorities. 984 00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:40,365 All right, let's do this. 985 00:48:55,346 --> 00:48:57,037 I have to admit, it's hard for me 986 00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:59,902 to accept I haven't been enough to distract him. 987 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,905 I really need to get the upper hand. 988 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:14,227 Hi, guys. 989 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,747 It looks nice. 990 00:49:17,816 --> 00:49:19,784 How was school? 991 00:49:19,853 --> 00:49:22,269 Good. 992 00:49:22,338 --> 00:49:24,064 How did you do on your test? 993 00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:25,721 - I did okay. - Yeah? 994 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:27,136 I got a treat for you. - Yeah? 995 00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,551 - It'll be great. - Uh-oh. 996 00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:30,288 Oh, yeah, chocolate cake. I know you love it. 997 00:49:30,312 --> 00:49:31,934 Yeah, yeah. 998 00:49:39,493 --> 00:49:41,633 Good day on the grill, Dad? 999 00:49:41,702 --> 00:49:43,463 - Today was deliveries. - Oh. 1000 00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:46,431 Hey, is that nerd coming to study with you again? 1001 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:50,021 - He's not a nerd. - All right, all right. 1002 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:52,092 I don't care. 1003 00:50:09,523 --> 00:50:12,112 I'm not obsessed with him or anything, 1004 00:50:12,181 --> 00:50:13,976 just trying to figure him out. 1005 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,669 - Honor, Michael's here! - Okay, thanks! 1006 00:50:25,539 --> 00:50:28,646 - Hi. - Hi. 1007 00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:34,169 - What? - Nothing. 1008 00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:39,036 All right, well, midterm is only in a few days. 1009 00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:41,659 We should probably get to work. 1010 00:50:41,728 --> 00:50:45,318 Uh, right. Yeah, of course. 1011 00:50:45,387 --> 00:50:48,424 Let's get to work. 1012 00:50:52,187 --> 00:50:54,016 Something's wrong. 1013 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:56,191 Nothing's wrong. 1014 00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:57,778 Are you sure? 1015 00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,746 Yes. 1016 00:50:59,815 --> 00:51:01,851 Yeah. 1017 00:51:15,486 --> 00:51:17,384 "I wait. 1018 00:51:17,453 --> 00:51:19,697 "I compose myself. 1019 00:51:19,766 --> 00:51:23,010 "Myself is the thing I must now compose, 1020 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,358 "as one composes a speech. 1021 00:51:25,427 --> 00:51:27,843 "What I must present is a made thing, 1022 00:51:27,912 --> 00:51:29,845 not something born." 1023 00:51:35,471 --> 00:51:38,025 It goes both ways. 1024 00:51:40,476 --> 00:51:43,824 You followed me home? 1025 00:51:43,893 --> 00:51:46,862 I wanted to know what you were hiding. 1026 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,491 I don't really like telling people this. 1027 00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:59,357 I can keep a secret. 1028 00:52:02,843 --> 00:52:05,398 I live in a foster home. 1029 00:52:05,467 --> 00:52:08,090 That's my mom, my foster mom. 1030 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:11,266 - I'm so sorry. - No, don't, don't. 1031 00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:13,716 Don't worry about it. Seriously, she's the best. 1032 00:52:13,785 --> 00:52:16,029 Unfortunately, she can't really afford 1033 00:52:16,098 --> 00:52:17,617 to send me to college, 1034 00:52:17,686 --> 00:52:21,414 so we should probably get back to work 1035 00:52:21,483 --> 00:52:23,416 because I need a scholarship, 1036 00:52:23,485 --> 00:52:25,280 and preferably one for a good enough school, 1037 00:52:25,349 --> 00:52:28,766 so I don't have to come back to this shit hole. 1038 00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:36,567 Yeah, if you come back here, you'll be trapped. 1039 00:52:36,636 --> 00:52:41,503 You'll be ugly and forgotten like this town. 1040 00:52:41,572 --> 00:52:44,195 Yeah, you get it. 1041 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,093 I do. 1042 00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:54,619 Knock, knock. 1043 00:52:54,688 --> 00:52:59,693 I've got some hot chocolate and Polish babka. 1044 00:52:59,762 --> 00:53:02,420 It's like a Jewish chocolate bread. 1045 00:53:02,489 --> 00:53:05,389 Sounds delicious, Mrs. Rose. 1046 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,839 So how's it going? 1047 00:53:07,908 --> 00:53:10,601 No funny business, I hope. 1048 00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:12,844 Mom, we're studying. 1049 00:53:12,913 --> 00:53:14,881 Okay. 1050 00:53:21,612 --> 00:53:24,718 Well, all right. 1051 00:53:24,787 --> 00:53:29,067 Uh, no funny business. 1052 00:53:31,691 --> 00:53:34,694 Mary, your life is in danger. 1053 00:53:34,763 --> 00:53:38,076 I must spirit you away from England. 1054 00:53:38,145 --> 00:53:42,978 Oh dear, sweet Philip, don't you see? 1055 00:53:43,047 --> 00:53:45,532 This is who I am. 1056 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:49,502 I won't let them take what I've strived for my entire life. 1057 00:53:49,571 --> 00:53:54,161 I have worked too hard and too long. 1058 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,302 Well, what of us? 1059 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:02,204 The world is not ready to accept our love. 1060 00:54:04,448 --> 00:54:07,313 Gary is such a good actor. 1061 00:54:12,110 --> 00:54:14,285 Okay, let's take five, everyone. 1062 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,770 Got it. 1063 00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:22,569 That's really cool. 1064 00:54:22,638 --> 00:54:25,814 Travis needs to work on his accent. 1065 00:54:25,883 --> 00:54:29,058 Well, I hope a lot of people get to see it anyway. 1066 00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:32,303 Well, the live streaming will have a pretty big audience. 1067 00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:34,029 Live streaming? 1068 00:54:34,098 --> 00:54:35,893 After we cast Gary in the role of Mary, 1069 00:54:35,962 --> 00:54:39,621 I contacted a few LGBTQ organizations. 1070 00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,323 One of them offered to provide the equipment 1071 00:54:41,347 --> 00:54:42,831 and website hosting. 1072 00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:46,179 They get like 10,000 visitors to their website every day. 1073 00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:48,457 Holy shit. 1074 00:54:48,526 --> 00:54:51,011 Holy shit. 1075 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,703 Hey, Kennedy. 1076 00:54:52,772 --> 00:54:54,636 Ooh, I love the top, the flowers. 1077 00:54:54,705 --> 00:54:56,603 They're just everywhere. 1078 00:54:56,672 --> 00:54:58,260 Mr. Calvin asked me to let you know 1079 00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,366 that he wants to see you in his office. 1080 00:55:00,435 --> 00:55:02,575 Thank you. 1081 00:55:07,027 --> 00:55:08,891 Hey. 1082 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,169 So I heard him saying that he was looking for her, 1083 00:55:11,238 --> 00:55:12,999 and I volunteered to come and tell you. 1084 00:55:13,068 --> 00:55:14,863 You know what it's about? 1085 00:55:14,932 --> 00:55:16,899 Um, he didn't say, 1086 00:55:16,968 --> 00:55:20,627 but he seemed like super serious. 1087 00:55:20,696 --> 00:55:22,940 Okay. 1088 00:55:23,009 --> 00:55:25,356 Love you. - Mean it. 1089 00:55:28,946 --> 00:55:33,088 Um, Honor, can I talk to you for a second? 1090 00:55:33,157 --> 00:55:36,643 Uh, sure, yeah. 1091 00:55:42,684 --> 00:55:45,376 Um... 1092 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:47,309 That was a great scene. 1093 00:55:47,378 --> 00:55:51,037 Yeah, that was really fun. It was actually really fun. 1094 00:55:53,108 --> 00:55:55,352 I... 1095 00:55:55,421 --> 00:55:57,423 Something wrong? 1096 00:55:57,492 --> 00:55:59,770 No, not really. 1097 00:55:59,839 --> 00:56:04,809 I just, um... 1098 00:56:04,878 --> 00:56:07,709 Everything okay with you and Christine? 1099 00:56:07,778 --> 00:56:10,332 Yeah, no, it's perfect. We're perfect. 1100 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,851 It's all perfect, you know? 1101 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,061 We're doing sex stuff, you know? 1102 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,791 Are you having trouble with the play? 1103 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:22,827 No, no, no, no, no. 1104 00:56:22,896 --> 00:56:24,967 No, the play has actually been, like, 1105 00:56:25,036 --> 00:56:26,624 a really amazing thing in my life. 1106 00:56:26,693 --> 00:56:28,853 I feel like it's been hard for me to really concentrate 1107 00:56:28,902 --> 00:56:31,595 on anything else. 1108 00:56:31,664 --> 00:56:33,735 That could be bad for your grades. 1109 00:56:33,804 --> 00:56:35,564 Oh, I don't care about that. 1110 00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:39,085 See, it's like the play, 1111 00:56:39,154 --> 00:56:43,434 not even in the play, but just around the play, 1112 00:56:43,503 --> 00:56:47,334 I feel like I'm finally getting to be me 1113 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,545 for the first time. 1114 00:56:50,614 --> 00:56:53,617 It's weird. 1115 00:56:53,686 --> 00:56:57,310 That sounds like it's a good thing. 1116 00:56:57,379 --> 00:56:58,863 Yeah, no it is. 1117 00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:01,832 It's a good thing. It's definitely a good thing. 1118 00:57:03,868 --> 00:57:09,184 I just... I don't think 1119 00:57:09,253 --> 00:57:13,188 my dad would like it very much. 1120 00:57:13,257 --> 00:57:15,915 Like what? 1121 00:57:15,984 --> 00:57:21,299 I just don't think he'd like me being me. 1122 00:57:21,368 --> 00:57:23,094 Travis, I... 1123 00:57:23,163 --> 00:57:26,788 Oh, there you are, Hamilton. 1124 00:57:26,857 --> 00:57:29,860 I hate going to lunch without you. 1125 00:57:29,929 --> 00:57:31,862 So what are you two doing out here holding hands 1126 00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:33,553 like you're a couple? 1127 00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:37,039 Oh, I was just helping Travis with the scene from the play. 1128 00:57:37,108 --> 00:57:39,214 Yeah, she was just helping me with a scene 1129 00:57:39,283 --> 00:57:42,148 from the play. 1130 00:57:42,217 --> 00:57:46,290 I think you just have to go with your instinct, Travis. 1131 00:57:46,359 --> 00:57:49,189 It's served you pretty well up till now. 1132 00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:50,536 Thank you. 1133 00:57:50,605 --> 00:57:53,470 Like, really thank you for your, uh, help. 1134 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:57,646 I mean, that's the only B I've ever gotten, 1135 00:57:57,715 --> 00:57:59,130 and, you know, it's... 1136 00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:01,074 Once the play is over, then I know that I'll be able 1137 00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:02,375 to get them back up. 1138 00:58:02,444 --> 00:58:03,825 It's okay. 1139 00:58:03,894 --> 00:58:06,793 You haven't done any permanent damage. 1140 00:58:06,862 --> 00:58:08,208 Hey. 1141 00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:09,831 Hey, Kennedy. Hey, Mr. Calvin. 1142 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,211 Hey, Honor. 1143 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,810 Oh, see now, Kennedy, you can take some lessons 1144 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:14,076 from Honor here. 1145 00:58:14,145 --> 00:58:16,389 She knows how to juggle a lot of balls. 1146 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,982 All right, just remember what I said, you two. 1147 00:58:23,051 --> 00:58:25,778 We'll never forget. 1148 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,029 What was that all about? 1149 00:58:36,098 --> 00:58:38,273 My teachers told him they were worried about me. 1150 00:58:38,342 --> 00:58:42,795 My grades have really slipped, so he called my parents. 1151 00:58:42,864 --> 00:58:44,417 I'm really sorry, Kennedy. 1152 00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:47,420 I feel like it's kind of my fault. 1153 00:58:50,388 --> 00:58:53,046 What's the matter? 1154 00:58:53,115 --> 00:58:55,842 You changed my fucking life. 1155 00:59:12,859 --> 00:59:14,654 Michael? 1156 00:59:16,932 --> 00:59:19,141 Hey. 1157 00:59:19,935 --> 00:59:22,593 Hey. 1158 00:59:22,662 --> 00:59:26,563 What are you doing here? 1159 00:59:26,632 --> 00:59:29,289 Nothing. 1160 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:31,015 Come on. 1161 00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:33,466 You're gonna laugh. 1162 00:59:33,535 --> 00:59:35,502 I'm not. 1163 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:38,989 When I was a kid, I used to take 1164 00:59:39,058 --> 00:59:41,439 this route home from school. 1165 00:59:41,508 --> 00:59:43,545 I'd pretend that my parents were still alive 1166 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,238 and that they lived on this street, 1167 00:59:47,307 --> 00:59:49,620 and they were just waiting for me to come home. 1168 00:59:49,689 --> 00:59:51,760 It's weird, I know. 1169 00:59:51,829 --> 00:59:54,245 It's not weird. 1170 00:59:55,488 --> 00:59:57,594 You wanna see my favorite one? 1171 00:59:57,663 --> 00:59:59,319 It's really nice on the inside. 1172 00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:01,149 - You've been inside? - All the time. 1173 01:00:01,218 --> 01:00:02,498 I stalked this family for years. 1174 01:00:02,529 --> 01:00:04,221 Come on. 1175 01:00:04,290 --> 01:00:06,844 Let's go! - Michael! 1176 01:00:18,856 --> 01:00:20,237 Come on. 1177 01:00:20,306 --> 01:00:22,146 They usually have like a gazillion sodas in the fridge. 1178 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:23,930 - Wait, usually? - Yeah. 1179 01:00:23,999 --> 01:00:25,483 Oh, my God. 1180 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:30,350 - Michael! - What? 1181 01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:32,905 They'll blame it on maid. - That's not okay. 1182 01:00:32,974 --> 01:00:35,528 I'm kidding. 1183 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:37,841 - Cheers. - Mm-hmm. 1184 01:00:39,808 --> 01:00:41,845 Care for a tour, ma'am? 1185 01:00:41,914 --> 01:00:43,605 I'd be delighted. 1186 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:45,987 This way! 1187 01:00:46,056 --> 01:00:48,748 Thank you very much. Please have a seat. 1188 01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:50,267 Wow. 1189 01:00:50,336 --> 01:00:51,820 - Here you are. - Thank you. 1190 01:00:51,889 --> 01:00:53,373 Well, this is our morning room. 1191 01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:55,306 It's where we study in the mornings. 1192 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:57,550 What do we do in the afternoon? 1193 01:00:57,619 --> 01:00:59,656 Well, we retire to the afternoon room, 1194 01:00:59,725 --> 01:01:03,590 where we punish our servants and count our money. 1195 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,628 Who are you? 1196 01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:08,630 I have a special treat. 1197 01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:10,528 - Okay. - It's not weird, I promise. 1198 01:01:10,597 --> 01:01:12,047 Okay. 1199 01:01:14,878 --> 01:01:16,293 Time for the evening concert. 1200 01:01:16,362 --> 01:01:17,812 That one there, that's an original. 1201 01:01:17,881 --> 01:01:19,917 - Oh. - No, it's not. 1202 01:01:19,986 --> 01:01:21,539 This though, do you play? 1203 01:01:21,608 --> 01:01:23,369 - No. - I've taken a few lessons. 1204 01:01:54,883 --> 01:01:56,333 Oh, crap, out the back. - Oh. 1205 01:01:56,402 --> 01:01:58,887 Seriously, right now. Come on. 1206 01:02:07,206 --> 01:02:09,518 We're good. 1207 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:24,050 I'll see you tomorrow. 1208 01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:36,511 I have no choice. 1209 01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,893 I must secure my throne. 1210 01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:42,344 Very well, Your Highness, but I must remind you, 1211 01:02:42,413 --> 01:02:44,415 the Duke is a Protestant. 1212 01:02:44,484 --> 01:02:47,487 Do you wish to put him to death as well? 1213 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:11,201 Biggins, you got to shimmy it to the back. 1214 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:13,720 - I'm shimmying, already. - Try harder. 1215 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,690 Is this really worth it? 1216 01:03:17,759 --> 01:03:20,141 I get paid $12 an hour. 1217 01:03:20,210 --> 01:03:22,384 I spent $3 on that granola bar. 1218 01:03:22,453 --> 01:03:25,249 Yeah, it's worth it. 1219 01:03:25,318 --> 01:03:27,355 There she is. 1220 01:03:27,424 --> 01:03:31,221 So, Honor, midterms tomorrow. Got a plan? 1221 01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:33,602 - Pivot it. - Pivot to the left. 1222 01:03:33,671 --> 01:03:37,399 Michael is going to come over to study tonight. 1223 01:03:37,468 --> 01:03:41,887 Tomorrow, he won't know what hit him. 1224 01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:43,302 Oh, my God. 1225 01:03:43,371 --> 01:03:44,693 You don't think she's gonna like... 1226 01:03:44,717 --> 01:03:46,408 Oh, no. 1227 01:03:46,477 --> 01:03:48,479 They've got nothing to worry about. 1228 01:03:48,548 --> 01:03:50,412 I'm not going to sleep with Michael. 1229 01:03:50,481 --> 01:03:51,758 I can't. 1230 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,150 I mean, I'm not sure it would throw him off 1231 01:03:53,174 --> 01:03:54,416 that much anyway. 1232 01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:57,005 He's too sharp, too smart. 1233 01:03:57,074 --> 01:04:01,182 And frankly, sleeping with him would throw me off. 1234 01:04:01,251 --> 01:04:03,805 I'm a virgin. 1235 01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:12,987 Maybe you're surprised, but have you seen anyone 1236 01:04:13,056 --> 01:04:14,885 around here who's worth it? 1237 01:04:14,954 --> 01:04:18,199 I've got to get out of here, so I've got to play dirty. 1238 01:04:18,268 --> 01:04:19,752 I'm a bitch. 1239 01:04:19,821 --> 01:04:22,134 You're a fucking bitch! 1240 01:04:22,203 --> 01:04:24,653 Christine, what the hell? 1241 01:04:24,722 --> 01:04:25,965 Christine. 1242 01:04:26,034 --> 01:04:27,415 Travis broke up with me, 1243 01:04:27,484 --> 01:04:28,737 and he said he isn't seeing anyone else, 1244 01:04:28,761 --> 01:04:31,281 but I know he is, and I know it's you! 1245 01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:34,422 Okay, okay, Christine. It's not me. 1246 01:04:34,491 --> 01:04:36,113 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1247 01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:38,253 Okay, Christine. 1248 01:04:38,322 --> 01:04:40,255 You bitch! 1249 01:04:40,324 --> 01:04:42,326 I am going to kill you! 1250 01:04:42,395 --> 01:04:43,845 Can we talk about this? 1251 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:45,536 Because I really... I don't wanna fight. 1252 01:04:45,605 --> 01:04:47,031 Well, you should've thought about that 1253 01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:48,677 before you stole my boyfriend. 1254 01:04:48,746 --> 01:04:51,439 You remember I took karate, right? 1255 01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:54,787 Ah, ah! 1256 01:04:57,790 --> 01:05:00,137 Christine. 1257 01:05:00,206 --> 01:05:02,657 Christine, oh, my God. What the hell? 1258 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:05,418 It's her. I know it's her. 1259 01:05:05,487 --> 01:05:07,420 It's not her, okay? It's not her. 1260 01:05:07,489 --> 01:05:09,422 Okay, well, then who the hell else could it be? 1261 01:05:09,491 --> 01:05:11,700 Who else is as hot as I am, huh? 1262 01:05:13,047 --> 01:05:14,911 Whoa. 1263 01:05:25,231 --> 01:05:27,130 You mean... 1264 01:05:27,199 --> 01:05:28,752 What, what? What does he mean? 1265 01:05:28,821 --> 01:05:30,202 Tell us, tell us. 1266 01:05:30,271 --> 01:05:33,619 Christine, you're a great girl. 1267 01:05:33,688 --> 01:05:36,208 Were you lying when you said you masturbated 1268 01:05:36,277 --> 01:05:38,831 to my selfies every night? 1269 01:05:40,867 --> 01:05:43,249 Sad. 1270 01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:50,291 Hold it. 1271 01:05:52,396 --> 01:05:55,227 Honor, that was like bad... Are you okay? 1272 01:05:55,296 --> 01:05:56,469 Yeah. 1273 01:05:56,538 --> 01:05:58,126 The fight is posted on Instagram, 1274 01:05:58,195 --> 01:05:59,472 Snapchat, and Facebook, 1275 01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:01,819 for the parents and grandparents. 1276 01:06:01,888 --> 01:06:05,789 Wait, is Travis gay? 1277 01:06:10,483 --> 01:06:12,347 Oh, shit. 1278 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:14,142 Guys, come on! 1279 01:06:14,211 --> 01:06:17,525 Oh, shit. 1280 01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:20,459 Dad, Dad, Dad, I can explain, okay? 1281 01:06:20,528 --> 01:06:23,013 What the hell is wrong with you? 1282 01:06:27,569 --> 01:06:29,916 Nothing is wrong with me. 1283 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,540 I'm gay. It's who I am. 1284 01:06:32,609 --> 01:06:33,955 I know you're gay. 1285 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,819 I've known since you were five years old. 1286 01:06:35,888 --> 01:06:37,890 She's the idiot for not knowing. 1287 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,484 But that's not what I'm talking about. 1288 01:06:45,553 --> 01:06:47,210 Wait, then what? 1289 01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:49,971 You're always late for practice! 1290 01:06:52,732 --> 01:06:55,183 Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Dad. 1291 01:06:55,252 --> 01:06:58,324 I swear after today, I won't be late anymore, okay? 1292 01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:00,499 You better not be. 1293 01:07:02,225 --> 01:07:04,986 Five minutes! 1294 01:07:10,336 --> 01:07:12,166 Wait, go to practice. 1295 01:07:12,235 --> 01:07:13,995 - You stole my boyfriend! - Oh... 1296 01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:15,859 Boyfriend... boyfriend. 1297 01:07:15,928 --> 01:07:17,585 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1298 01:07:17,654 --> 01:07:20,070 It's her... it's her... Kick your ass... kick your ass! 1299 01:07:20,139 --> 01:07:21,623 You're a fucking bitch. 1300 01:07:21,692 --> 01:07:24,074 Whoa, no, that one could have caused permanent damage. 1301 01:07:24,143 --> 01:07:26,456 Seriously, I mean, look at... - Mom coming in! 1302 01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:31,771 Doesn't sound like 1303 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,360 much studying is going on in here. 1304 01:07:34,429 --> 01:07:36,466 What kind of bread is it this time? 1305 01:07:36,535 --> 01:07:39,745 Well, it's called a German stollen. 1306 01:07:39,814 --> 01:07:41,505 It's kind of a fruit bread. 1307 01:07:41,574 --> 01:07:44,336 It's a new one every day. Can't keep track. 1308 01:07:44,405 --> 01:07:47,960 Well, my baby has high standards. 1309 01:07:49,513 --> 01:07:52,068 Yes, she does. Thanks, Mrs. Rose. 1310 01:07:52,137 --> 01:07:54,104 You're welcome, Michael. 1311 01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:23,029 Thanks. 1312 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:26,171 Back to your old nemesis, covalent bonds. 1313 01:08:45,742 --> 01:08:48,469 - Tired? - Yeah. 1314 01:08:51,505 --> 01:08:54,577 Yeah, I think we've studied enough. 1315 01:08:57,512 --> 01:08:59,687 Um... 1316 01:08:59,755 --> 01:09:03,310 maybe we shouldn't. 1317 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:05,451 All right, yeah. 1318 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,316 Why not? 1319 01:09:08,385 --> 01:09:11,940 Just maybe after the midterm. 1320 01:09:12,009 --> 01:09:13,252 Yeah. 1321 01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:15,599 We should probably be fresh for tomorrow. 1322 01:09:15,667 --> 01:09:18,256 There's a lot riding on it for both of us. 1323 01:09:18,326 --> 01:09:20,259 Yeah. 1324 01:09:26,679 --> 01:09:29,165 It'll all be different tomorrow, won't it? 1325 01:10:24,599 --> 01:10:27,223 All right, everybody. Time's up. 1326 01:10:44,067 --> 01:10:47,035 I don't need to care what anyone thinks anymore. 1327 01:10:52,903 --> 01:10:54,974 I can't watch. 1328 01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:57,011 Neither can I. 1329 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:25,487 It's so weird to think it's all over. 1330 01:11:25,557 --> 01:11:28,767 Mm-hmm, yeah, it is. 1331 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:33,012 How do you think you did? 1332 01:11:33,081 --> 01:11:36,084 Okay. How about you? 1333 01:11:36,153 --> 01:11:38,052 I don't know. 1334 01:11:38,121 --> 01:11:40,434 I think I might have missed a couple. 1335 01:11:42,608 --> 01:11:45,439 He needed it more than I did. 1336 01:11:45,508 --> 01:11:48,234 It's weird, I'm free. 1337 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:52,377 Free to like him. Free to see where it goes. 1338 01:11:52,446 --> 01:11:55,552 Never had a boyfriend. 1339 01:11:55,621 --> 01:11:57,761 Michael! 1340 01:12:00,385 --> 01:12:02,214 Sorry. 1341 01:12:07,288 --> 01:12:08,841 I'm good. 1342 01:12:08,910 --> 01:12:10,705 What you looking at, man? 1343 01:12:10,773 --> 01:12:13,294 I'm good. Diesel is good, okay? 1344 01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:15,365 You did that on purpose. 1345 01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:17,781 No. 1346 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:20,266 See you later. 1347 01:12:25,513 --> 01:12:28,965 So what's the plan? 1348 01:12:29,034 --> 01:12:31,105 Yeah, we know you're not serious about him. 1349 01:12:31,174 --> 01:12:33,394 Yes, there has to be a plan, otherwise, whatever it is, 1350 01:12:33,418 --> 01:12:35,351 it takes huge balls. 1351 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:37,180 Huge. 1352 01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:43,151 I'm flattered, but I just like him. 1353 01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:47,811 Oh. 1354 01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:52,989 Do you... do you want us to do anything? 1355 01:12:53,058 --> 01:12:57,165 Yeah, do you want me to break up with Diesel now? 1356 01:12:57,234 --> 01:13:00,755 I mean, that's... That's up to you. 1357 01:13:00,824 --> 01:13:03,379 Don't you like him? 1358 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:09,246 I... 1359 01:13:09,315 --> 01:13:12,008 do. 1360 01:13:12,077 --> 01:13:14,700 Hm. 1361 01:13:14,769 --> 01:13:18,290 Then don't do anything on my account. 1362 01:13:20,119 --> 01:13:24,469 You guys have been really great friends to me. 1363 01:13:24,538 --> 01:13:27,817 I never really told you that. 1364 01:13:27,886 --> 01:13:29,612 I could always rely on you. 1365 01:13:29,681 --> 01:13:34,271 You gave me a place in high school. 1366 01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:38,103 And now I just want you to be happy. 1367 01:13:46,525 --> 01:13:48,769 See ya. 1368 01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:53,429 Wow. 1369 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:58,330 That was really, like, sweet? 1370 01:14:53,730 --> 01:14:56,318 You know, I was surprised you didn't do better 1371 01:14:56,388 --> 01:14:58,424 on the chem midterm. 1372 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:01,358 I guess I took on too much this semester. 1373 01:15:01,427 --> 01:15:02,636 Yeah, I guess you did. 1374 01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:04,223 I mean, a whole bunch of you... 1375 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:07,468 Travis Biggins, Kennedy Park, all of your grades fell off. 1376 01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,297 Senior-it is, I guess. 1377 01:15:09,366 --> 01:15:12,023 Well, whatever it was, it allowed my fourth choice, 1378 01:15:12,093 --> 01:15:14,337 Dipnicky to pull ahead of you, 1379 01:15:14,406 --> 01:15:18,790 but, lucky you, 1380 01:15:18,859 --> 01:15:23,795 I don't make my final decisions solely on grade point. 1381 01:15:23,864 --> 01:15:27,074 You, um, you came to my show, 1382 01:15:27,143 --> 01:15:31,768 which that meant a lot to me. 1383 01:15:31,837 --> 01:15:37,429 Actually, Honor, you mean a lot to me. 1384 01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:41,295 Don't worry about the age difference, okay? 1385 01:15:41,364 --> 01:15:42,503 You are so mature. 1386 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,401 It is like you are 17 on the outside, 1387 01:15:44,469 --> 01:15:48,026 but you are... You're 30 on the inside. 1388 01:15:50,648 --> 01:15:52,858 - Mr. Calvin. - Yeah. 1389 01:15:52,927 --> 01:15:56,931 Are you asking me to sleep with you? 1390 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,071 Well, uh, I don't know if we'd be 1391 01:15:59,139 --> 01:16:01,349 doing a whole lot of sleeping. 1392 01:16:03,213 --> 01:16:07,770 Oh, that's too bad. 1393 01:16:07,839 --> 01:16:10,600 You see, I'm still 17 on the outside, 1394 01:16:10,669 --> 01:16:13,016 so I really need my sleep. 1395 01:16:16,641 --> 01:16:19,298 Because I'm a child. 1396 01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,646 Bye, Mr. Calvin. 1397 01:17:22,707 --> 01:17:24,778 Guys, stop fighting. 1398 01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:28,851 - Hi. - Hi. 1399 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,818 Is Michael here? 1400 01:17:30,887 --> 01:17:32,544 Michael? 1401 01:17:32,612 --> 01:17:34,615 Michael Dipnicky. 1402 01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:37,583 No, he's at my mom's work. 1403 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:41,311 Oh, um... 1404 01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:45,108 could you tell me where that is? 1405 01:18:12,135 --> 01:18:14,448 Hi, Michael. 1406 01:18:14,517 --> 01:18:17,554 Hey. 1407 01:18:17,623 --> 01:18:20,109 Come on in. 1408 01:18:28,255 --> 01:18:31,085 Well, hello. 1409 01:18:31,154 --> 01:18:32,915 Mom, this is Honor. 1410 01:18:32,984 --> 01:18:34,424 Well, it's nice to meet you, Honor. 1411 01:18:34,468 --> 01:18:36,332 I've heard a lot about you. 1412 01:18:36,401 --> 01:18:37,816 Thanks. 1413 01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,887 Can you stay for dinner? 1414 01:18:39,956 --> 01:18:42,545 Um, no. No, I have to get home. 1415 01:18:42,614 --> 01:18:45,513 Well, I hope you can make it another time. 1416 01:19:09,365 --> 01:19:12,748 I don't understand. 1417 01:19:13,679 --> 01:19:16,061 You ran into me the other day on my way home, 1418 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,546 so I made up the story about this house. 1419 01:19:18,615 --> 01:19:20,386 I figured the whole breaking and entering thing 1420 01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:23,724 made me seem charming, roguish. 1421 01:19:23,793 --> 01:19:25,657 Girls always like that. 1422 01:19:29,109 --> 01:19:31,352 Hey, kids. You want a snack? 1423 01:19:31,421 --> 01:19:33,699 No thanks, Sally. 1424 01:19:41,846 --> 01:19:45,746 You wanted me to follow you home. 1425 01:19:45,815 --> 01:19:47,793 That's why you said you didn't want to study there. 1426 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:49,439 You wanted to lead me to her house. 1427 01:19:49,508 --> 01:19:53,202 Well, I noticed Talia and Emma following me home, 1428 01:19:53,271 --> 01:19:55,342 so I led them to that neighborhood, 1429 01:19:55,411 --> 01:19:57,344 but I lost them because I needed you 1430 01:19:57,413 --> 01:19:58,966 to see it for yourself. 1431 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:10,115 Mm, that's why I didn't drag you in with me. 1432 01:20:12,737 --> 01:20:15,189 I had just enough time to turn it over, 1433 01:20:15,258 --> 01:20:17,019 and I made you wait. 1434 01:20:17,088 --> 01:20:19,331 Girls like that too. 1435 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,851 They usually have like a gazillion sodas in the fridge. 1436 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:25,303 Also, those pictures that I threw around the kitchen, 1437 01:20:25,371 --> 01:20:27,581 they had me in them, 1438 01:20:27,650 --> 01:20:29,583 but you were too busy watching me go wild. 1439 01:20:29,652 --> 01:20:30,964 Michael! 1440 01:20:31,032 --> 01:20:33,967 By the way, thank you for not using the roofie. 1441 01:20:34,036 --> 01:20:36,003 Of course, if you had put it in the cocoa, 1442 01:20:36,072 --> 01:20:38,592 I would have needed to pretend to accidentally spill it 1443 01:20:38,661 --> 01:20:40,663 all over your bed. 1444 01:20:40,732 --> 01:20:42,665 I guess you saved yourself a cleanup. 1445 01:20:45,116 --> 01:20:47,739 "The Handmaid's Tale." 1446 01:20:47,808 --> 01:20:49,291 You had it with you. 1447 01:20:49,361 --> 01:20:50,822 It wasn't assigned in any of our classes, 1448 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,778 so I assumed it was important. 1449 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,164 "Doctor Who" is real though. 1450 01:20:59,233 --> 01:21:02,374 Yeah, I love "Doctor Who." 1451 01:21:02,443 --> 01:21:04,273 I don't understand how you knew 1452 01:21:04,342 --> 01:21:07,172 that I would do what I did for you. 1453 01:21:08,587 --> 01:21:11,936 When I saw what you did for Kennedy and Travis. 1454 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:13,420 What? 1455 01:21:13,489 --> 01:21:15,594 You could have used any number of ways 1456 01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:17,493 to take them down, but what you chose to do 1457 01:21:17,562 --> 01:21:19,495 showed you had a heart. 1458 01:21:19,564 --> 01:21:21,428 You could have destroyed them the minute 1459 01:21:21,496 --> 01:21:22,773 you found out Travis was gay 1460 01:21:22,843 --> 01:21:24,465 and when Kennedy became your friend. 1461 01:21:24,534 --> 01:21:26,502 I didn't want Mr. Calvin to know that I... 1462 01:21:26,571 --> 01:21:29,850 Calvin wouldn't have cared. The guy is in love with you. 1463 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:33,853 No, you did what you did because you cared about them. 1464 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:36,822 I just needed to get you to care about me. 1465 01:21:40,273 --> 01:21:45,624 I... I did care about you. 1466 01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:47,557 I know. 1467 01:21:49,456 --> 01:21:51,044 So you've just been pretending 1468 01:21:51,112 --> 01:21:52,045 to be a nerd all these years? 1469 01:21:52,114 --> 01:21:54,668 I am a nerd. 1470 01:21:54,737 --> 01:21:57,567 That doesn't mean I'm a good person. 1471 01:21:57,636 --> 01:21:59,880 Look, a girl like you doesn't fit in, 1472 01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:02,641 you can pretend to be as shallow as those who do. 1473 01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:04,091 A guy like me doesn't fit in, 1474 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:05,782 well, I am not good-looking enough 1475 01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:07,300 to really have a say in the matter. 1476 01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:08,958 Hate sports. 1477 01:22:09,027 --> 01:22:11,927 Everybody at that school either wants to ignore or abuse me, 1478 01:22:11,996 --> 01:22:15,758 so I stopped trying to be liked by them. 1479 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:20,107 And what about me? 1480 01:22:24,215 --> 01:22:26,182 I want to go to Harvard. 1481 01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:09,674 - Hey. - Hey. 1482 01:23:27,692 --> 01:23:29,797 Do you need any help? 1483 01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,456 Sure. 1484 01:23:33,525 --> 01:23:36,011 Wanna grab some dough? 1485 01:23:56,134 --> 01:24:02,037 So what's going on with that boy, Michael? 1486 01:24:04,177 --> 01:24:06,317 We're done. 1487 01:24:07,939 --> 01:24:09,699 Well, that's good. 1488 01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:11,229 I mean, there was something off about him, 1489 01:24:11,253 --> 01:24:14,014 something not genuine. 1490 01:24:21,608 --> 01:24:24,059 What's so funny? 1491 01:24:26,302 --> 01:24:29,684 I wish you'd told me that before. 1492 01:24:29,754 --> 01:24:34,172 Well, I kept interrupting your study sessions 1493 01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:36,416 hoping you'd get the point. 1494 01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,252 I'm sorry, honey. 1495 01:24:45,321 --> 01:24:47,599 Aw. 1496 01:24:49,187 --> 01:24:50,706 It's okay. 1497 01:24:54,986 --> 01:24:57,471 Don't let the bastards grind you down, huh? 1498 01:24:59,887 --> 01:25:02,130 That's from "The Handmaid's Tale." 1499 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,823 Yeah, I gave it to you. 1500 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:07,516 You never give me credit for anything. 1501 01:25:11,382 --> 01:25:12,555 Ey! 1502 01:25:12,624 --> 01:25:14,661 - Marvin? - Dad? 1503 01:25:14,730 --> 01:25:16,697 Okay, yeah, yeah, slow down. 1504 01:25:16,766 --> 01:25:18,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. 1505 01:25:18,389 --> 01:25:19,907 Yeah, there you go. 1506 01:25:19,976 --> 01:25:24,740 I finished! I finished! 1507 01:25:24,809 --> 01:25:26,466 - This is... - Oh, yeah! 1508 01:25:26,535 --> 01:25:29,124 You are the best, buddy! See you Monday, Pat! 1509 01:25:29,193 --> 01:25:32,437 You got it, Marvin. See you Monday. 1510 01:25:32,505 --> 01:25:35,199 Oh, yeah, whoo! 1511 01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:37,648 Yeah, oh. 1512 01:25:37,718 --> 01:25:40,100 I'd like to thank the Academy of Trees 1513 01:25:40,169 --> 01:25:41,791 for making all this wood. 1514 01:25:43,448 --> 01:25:45,243 My gazebo! 1515 01:25:45,312 --> 01:25:49,005 You see, Tiger, it's like Kenny Rogers said, 1516 01:25:49,074 --> 01:25:54,321 when you put your heart in it, it can take you anywhere. 1517 01:25:54,389 --> 01:25:56,392 Oh, yeah, come to daddy. Look at it. 1518 01:25:56,460 --> 01:25:57,496 - Wow. - Isn't it amazing? 1519 01:25:57,566 --> 01:25:59,084 Ah! 1520 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,465 Yes. 1521 01:26:00,534 --> 01:26:02,467 Oh, I can't believe it's finally done. 1522 01:26:02,536 --> 01:26:03,951 Ah. 1523 01:26:07,886 --> 01:26:09,450 All right, bitches, I'm timing two minutes 1524 01:26:09,474 --> 01:26:11,648 for the drama. 1525 01:26:11,718 --> 01:26:15,273 Who are these kids? 1526 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:18,276 They're my friends. 1527 01:26:18,344 --> 01:26:20,224 Hello, princess, where the hell have you been? 1528 01:26:20,278 --> 01:26:21,669 We were setting up for the dress rehearsal, 1529 01:26:21,693 --> 01:26:22,625 and no one could find you. 1530 01:26:22,693 --> 01:26:24,248 We were really worried. 1531 01:26:24,317 --> 01:26:26,191 So worried, I rode in a Jeep that smells like sweaty balls. 1532 01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:27,495 Okay, what's your excuse, girl? 1533 01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:29,045 The curtain's up in two hours. 1534 01:26:29,114 --> 01:26:30,806 Yeah, I... 1535 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:33,049 I don't know if I'm gonna do the show. 1536 01:26:33,118 --> 01:26:35,397 I'm sorry, crazy person says what? 1537 01:26:37,295 --> 01:26:40,022 Kennedy can work the cues. You'll be great. 1538 01:26:41,472 --> 01:26:42,852 Okay. 1539 01:26:42,921 --> 01:26:45,959 If you're not going, I'm not going. 1540 01:26:46,028 --> 01:26:48,375 What? 1541 01:26:48,443 --> 01:26:51,240 It's as much yours as mine. 1542 01:26:58,316 --> 01:27:00,800 Okay, whatever your personal drama is can wait. 1543 01:27:00,870 --> 01:27:02,389 You have to help me get into my dress. 1544 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,391 Go, go, come on, get in. 1545 01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:06,359 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1546 01:27:06,428 --> 01:27:08,153 Thanks, Honor's mom and dad. 1547 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:09,568 Nice deck! 1548 01:27:12,710 --> 01:27:15,505 Is she in a play? 1549 01:27:15,575 --> 01:27:17,439 I don't know. 1550 01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:22,478 I demand to see the queen. 1551 01:27:22,547 --> 01:27:24,480 The queen will be here in moments. 1552 01:27:24,549 --> 01:27:25,861 She has ordered your death. 1553 01:27:25,930 --> 01:27:27,794 She wouldn't. She loves me. 1554 01:27:27,862 --> 01:27:29,761 What wouldn't I do, Phillip? 1555 01:27:29,830 --> 01:27:32,523 All: Her Royal Highness. 1556 01:27:32,592 --> 01:27:35,698 Why have you brought him here? 1557 01:27:35,767 --> 01:27:37,424 Well, I thought perhaps if you saw him... 1558 01:27:37,493 --> 01:27:39,943 I have made my choice. 1559 01:27:40,013 --> 01:27:42,187 Mary, my love. 1560 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,574 Follow my command. 1561 01:28:06,487 --> 01:28:10,837 Oh, did I forget to mention it was a musical? 1562 01:29:52,179 --> 01:29:56,701 Men don't have to choose between love and power. 1563 01:29:56,770 --> 01:29:59,117 Why must a woman? 1564 01:29:59,186 --> 01:30:02,568 I knew there was a reason I liked this play. 1565 01:30:46,268 --> 01:30:49,305 I thought I was Bloody Mary. 1566 01:30:49,374 --> 01:30:52,136 No one was going to know who I really was, 1567 01:30:52,205 --> 01:30:56,312 and nothing was going to stand in the way of my success. 1568 01:30:56,380 --> 01:31:00,246 I wanted to get away from this town, but really, 1569 01:31:00,316 --> 01:31:05,114 the only thing I was trying to escape was me. 1570 01:31:05,183 --> 01:31:07,047 I didn't want to show people who I really am 1571 01:31:07,116 --> 01:31:10,154 because I didn't want to get hurt, 1572 01:31:10,223 --> 01:31:11,568 and I did. 1573 01:31:11,638 --> 01:31:14,261 I got hurt. 1574 01:31:14,330 --> 01:31:18,473 But I also discovered that the people who are worth it, 1575 01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:22,442 you'll love them, and they'll love you back. 1576 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:26,964 Who am I now? 1577 01:31:27,032 --> 01:31:31,727 Still to be determined, but I'll be fine. 1578 01:31:31,796 --> 01:31:34,005 Honor. 1579 01:31:34,074 --> 01:31:36,318 We are in the middle of a meeting right now. 1580 01:31:36,387 --> 01:31:38,527 Oh, this will only take a minute. 1581 01:31:38,596 --> 01:31:39,977 Hi, Michael. 1582 01:31:40,046 --> 01:31:42,635 Has he sent your recommendation to Harvard yet? 1583 01:31:42,704 --> 01:31:45,741 - I... - No, no, no, no, not yet. 1584 01:31:45,809 --> 01:31:47,812 Good. 1585 01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:51,402 Because I think you might want to reconsider. 1586 01:31:51,471 --> 01:31:52,955 Mr. Calvin, 1587 01:31:53,023 --> 01:31:54,923 are you asking me to sleep with you? 1588 01:31:54,992 --> 01:31:57,166 Why, I don't know if we'd be 1589 01:31:57,235 --> 01:31:59,893 doing a whole lot of sleeping. 1590 01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,309 That's not what it sounds like. 1591 01:32:03,379 --> 01:32:05,278 Really? 1592 01:32:06,934 --> 01:32:08,452 Honor, you know that you were always 1593 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:09,834 my first choice, right? 1594 01:32:09,903 --> 01:32:12,043 Oh. 1595 01:32:12,112 --> 01:32:17,152 Oh, thanks, but I don't want you to recommend me. 1596 01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:19,257 Harvard is where all the Kennedys went, 1597 01:32:19,326 --> 01:32:21,605 so I want you to recommend our Kennedy. 1598 01:32:21,674 --> 01:32:23,710 Uh-huh, yeah. 1599 01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:27,438 Bye, Michael. 1600 01:32:35,273 --> 01:32:38,344 Like I said, I'll be fine. 1601 01:33:01,196 --> 01:33:02,715 - Cheers, bitches. - Thank you. 1602 01:33:39,752 --> 01:33:41,339 - Hi, Mom. - It's an alarm. 1603 01:33:41,407 --> 01:33:42,858 I don't know how that happened. 1604 01:33:47,794 --> 01:33:49,934 Meow, meow, meow. 1605 01:33:50,003 --> 01:33:52,074 Shoot. 1606 01:33:52,143 --> 01:33:53,707 It's an art piece. There's no dialogue. 1607 01:33:53,731 --> 01:33:55,940 Just bowling. 1608 01:33:56,009 --> 01:33:58,046 Dead puppies. 1609 01:34:07,227 --> 01:34:10,645 You see, it's like Kenny Rogers said... 1610 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:15,063 You forgot. 1611 01:34:24,934 --> 01:34:27,005 ET phone home. 1612 01:34:27,075 --> 01:34:29,767 Not from the St. Louis Radisson, little man. 1613 01:34:29,835 --> 01:34:32,114 Where did all the students go? 1614 01:34:41,848 --> 01:34:44,505 Oh, God, ow. 1615 01:34:44,575 --> 01:34:47,923 Once you lose your virginity, the second time... 1616 01:34:52,237 --> 01:34:54,447 You want to keep going? 1617 01:34:56,449 --> 01:35:02,455 That was the most forced applause I have ever heard. 1618 01:35:02,523 --> 01:35:05,389 Song club is over, traffic. 1619 01:35:05,458 --> 01:35:06,942 You... 1620 01:35:09,427 --> 01:35:12,637 You smell like fries. I meant it as a compliment. 1621 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:14,329 I just told you... 1622 01:35:14,398 --> 01:35:16,641 If it says mirror abort, don't spill. 1623 01:35:16,710 --> 01:35:18,057 You got it. 1624 01:35:20,128 --> 01:35:22,337 Mirror... abort! 1625 01:35:22,406 --> 01:35:24,753 Yes, man, he had way more. 1626 01:35:24,822 --> 01:35:27,376 We were fricking... I, uh... 1627 01:35:27,445 --> 01:35:29,724 Let's go again. 1628 01:35:31,587 --> 01:35:33,624 Oh, my God. 1629 01:35:50,054 --> 01:35:51,675 Work it! 1630 01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:53,092 And love you! 1631 01:35:53,161 --> 01:35:54,610 All: Mean it! 1632 01:35:58,373 --> 01:36:00,755 And that's when I knew she wasn't the one. 1633 01:37:43,754 --> 01:37:47,754 And scene.